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Hi, I'm Sally. Will You Be My Jack Skellington?

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sssssskins:

why are nipples so important like you could have as much boob out as you want but as soon as there’s nipple involved all hell breaks loose







its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body














stylinsosexy:

larryshipper69:

stripesfuckbowties:

mightaswellboobear:

iwishiwasashappyaslarry:

The fact that Harry has made himself smaller says it all to be honest…. When you are in a relationship with someone and one of you is taller that the other then you make sure you are at the same height for intimate moments… And yea, this is what’s happening here

That is do true you can see how intimate that is I mean just look at the image!

I’ve reblogged this far too many times 

reblogging this again because im still crying

isn’t this the most romantic shit ever omg




recoveryofabrokenteen:

(via TumbleOn)





jacoblasher:

queermosexuallama:

apaintedship:

  • Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
  • Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
  • Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
  • Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then go get it checked out! No need to feel embarrassed or ashamed.)
  • Vaginas come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
  • Penises come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
  • You don’t need to shave anything if you don’t want to. It’s tooootally not mandatory. 
  • Sometimes people get butt acne. 
  • You can have a vagina and want short hair and think dresses are just the worst.
  • You can have a penis and want long hair and think dresses are just the best. 
  • You can wear whatever you want and style your hair however you want.
  • You can even think whatever the hell you want.
  • People might tell you that you are a girl because you have a vagina. People might tell you that you are a boy because you have a penis. People will tell you what your gender is. But in reality, you don’t have to be that gender. You don’t have to be either of those genders. 
  • You are what you are and it’s just the worst thing if you try and hide that.

Always reblog

If and when I become a father I’ll make damn sure to let my kids know all of that often.

best thing i read on tumblr.


No one will reblog this from me. 









recoveryofabrokenteen:

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

(via TumbleOn)


jkimisyellow:

remusmooning:

rocktherebellion:

leadlightchandelier:

lostismyconstant:

lifeofkj:

vicmorrowsghost:

During his “We Saw Your Boobs” song Seth MacFarlane listed off women who’s breasts he’d seen in their movies. As if this isn’t grotesque enough four of the instances he listed were scenes of rape or the character was raped during the movie.

  • Hilary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry.
  • Jodie Foster in The Accused.
  • Jessica Chastain in Lawless.
  • Charlize Theron in Monster.

This, among other reasons, is why I am not on board with the “McFarlaine was knowingly crass and over-the-top because he was playing on the expectation that he was going to be inappropriate” defense. Even if that was his intention, it was still sexist, gross, and hurtful.

OKAY THIS IS WHAT ANGERS ME THE MOST ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SEE A PICTURE OR GIF OF SOMETHING ONLINE, AND THEN TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT AND BLOW IT OUT OF PROPORTION WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT IT. THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN THE OSCARS, WHO THEN SAW THESE REACTIONS AND ASKED IF THEY WERE REAL.

The actresses were acting along!!! This section of the Oscars was pre-recorded, you idiots. Notice how all the women are wearing different dresses from what they actually wore to the Ceremony? And how their hair is different? Charlize Theron’s dress was white, not black. And Jennifer Lawrence’s hair was up, unlike her hair which was down in the gif of her reaction that is all over Tumblr. And look at the people sitting around them. They’re extras. They’re not actors or producers and they sure as hell aren’t the people who were actually sitting next to these actresses during the actual Oscars. 

Furthermore, do you actually think that Seth MacFarlane wrote everything that he presented on stage? No. It was written for him and approved by the Academy. That’s why he was allowed to do it. 

That’s why they went ahead and recorded this whole thing with the actresses’ consent because they agreed to it, and went along with it, because guess what? They thought it was funny. So even if you don’t think it’s funny, it’s pretty pointless coming to their aid and their rescue because THEY WERE FUCKING IN ON THE JOKE.

You see those reactions caught in the pictures above??
That’s called acting. Because that’s what those actresses do. They act. 


If you actually watched the fucking Oscars, you’d know that minutes after this segment Charlize Theron was up on stage, dancing with Seth MacFarlane himself (wearing a completely different dress might I add. The dress that she wore on the red carpet and then wore for the entirety of the ceremony. NOT THE DRESS IN THE PICTURE). Do you really think she’d do that happily if she was so “appalled” by Seth’s song? 

You people disgust me. If you want to be offended about something and stand up for something that matters, do your research first. Or at least watch the show itself - because then you’d realise pretty quickly that research isn’t even necessary in this case because the FACT THAT THIS WAS PRE-RECORDED IS BLATANTLY OBVIOUS.

So considering all the women mentioned were in on the joke, are you also going to consider them ”sexist, gross, and hurtful”? You might as well, because they thought the “Boob Song” was just as funny as Seth and the rest of the people who wrote and approved it did.

^THIS!

ALL THE AWARDS TO TUMBLR USER LOSTISMYCONSTANT.

^This. Honestly, the whole reason why I thought the “We Saw Your Boobs” song was funny because it makes fun of people who make a big fucking deal about seeing breasts in movies.

And ironically enough, the chorus in the back is the Gay Men’s Chorus. lol

Some people just don’t get it, do they?